Brother to brother

Henry just took this picture of James, with the instructions: "Make a funny face."

Mission accomplished, as they say.

A learned herpetological dialogue

Me: James, do you want to tell Henry what you did this morning?

James: My went poop! In the potty!

Henry (not yet impressed, but willing to keep an open mind): How big was it?

Me: It was big!

James: Like a boa constrictor!