H: What are these things in the corners of your mouth?
Me: Umm, I don't know. What are they like?
H: They're... (enlightenment strikes) hairs!!
Me: Oh. Yep. Hairs.
H: They're your moustaches!
Me: Hahahaha
H: Mommy, you look like a goat!
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| Poised for action, with a fistful of seaweed. |
